I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.
mah lawd ppreeeeeachhhhh
what a time to be alive.
If only the people in the 1950s could see us now.
This should be an Industry Standard.
That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.
Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.
Christ on a bike this soo much. For instance, every game recently, every damned convorsation is either “This sucks” or “This is what humanity should be remembered for” and I can’t take it anymore.
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
How to: draw an underwater bubble
I don’t know why I hadn’t posted this sooner. I totally forgot! I hope it can be useful
Originally from my deviantart.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
drain ur sack & don’t come back